2 Broke Girls - Hipster or homeless?

• Han: Look, two parties of cool hipsters are sitting at tables near wall. [Referring to a group of four hipsters sitting next to two homeless men]
• Max: You think those are six hipsters? Okay, let's go over this one more time. Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready?
• Han: Ready.
• Max: Hipsters wear?
• Han: Skinny jeans.
• Max: Homeless wear?
• Han: Dirty jeans.
• Max: Hipsters listen to?
• Han: Radiohead.
• Max: Homeless listen to?
• Han: The voices in their head.
• Max: Hipsters have?
• Han: Beard and a blog.
• Max: Homeless have?
• Han: Beard and so much sadness. I see sadness, there and there.
• Max: I'll handle this. [Walks toward the group of hipsters] I told you before, I don't want your kind in here. Take a trendy hike. Better step it up. The Apple Store closes at ten.
• Han: Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
• Max: 'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo.